I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her puss_y with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
windranger is a pretty good hero i hear
^ useless unusable skill tree.
running in the 90s is my first hard osu map that i've managed to finish
btw did ywn get banned on reddit for that post?
seems like mods are just making fun of everyone in lpq
SHITTING ON THE STREET
My dotabuff video is out
ROFL
10/10 holy shit this is perfect
triplesteal should edit this into first post
yo why is everybody a beardy old ripped man and im that 10 year old kid??? triggered
and ye triple should edit it into main post +1
Everything intended
spunki i still look like a kid if that helps
need context for those who didn't watch game of shit
careful with ur memes arin u never know when im going to sell them to normies for rich karma
jon snow (ayy lmao) gets stabbed by fa.ggots who think he made the wrong choice making peace with the wildlings
pls dont tell me u listen to that song (the original one, that is)
what do u mean listen to it
i thought its a parody or some shit
i'm ok with this
because i didn't make these memes either
wait why's benao in the video
triggered
This is the original and don't let you tell otherwise
the video u posted here is a parody of this song:
it's probably among the worst songs i've heard in the last 10 years
Just for the memes, just like gotvet
no i mean the original not the one i posted
thought it was a joke not an actual song
still think its a joke
no its actually a song xd
is it possible to pick up girls on tinder with memes? tell me what u think
its the german version of this
from the same "rappers", the "rappers" are dutch
might be possible but u might want to not use crippling depression memes
G O D E M P E R O R F U T U R E M A N
why would you do that?
at least afair you posted your face here some time ago and you were pretty attractive imo
give me some examples
copypastas wellcome
yea i know i meant like instead of sending them hi/pick lines i just offload my memes and bam
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her puss_y with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
i love lc
i wish i could just woods with her every game but i get lp in 3 games GG
BTW rate my catfish
nice, i was about to search the topic fr that pasta again but u reposted it again ty
ye thats 1859.txt and 1860.png right there
apparently fukushima is having a bad time again
tfw you will never experience this