General DiscussionIf you could have any Dota 2 skill IRL

teleport, busy man need to move around a lot

teemo mushrooms

Necromastery :B!

nah but srsly.... i'll have to think about it a bit then edit this shit

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

time lapse isn't time travel it moves you to your health and position of where you were only sort-of time travel thing is backtrack

Global Silence :)

Honestly I'd take teleport or perma invis.

If you're the mass murdery type, go for zues ult or spectre ult and literally kill everyone on the planet.

flesh golem because hopefully it enlarges the penis

Teleport!

Perma invis sounds cool, but would suck because it's not togglible.

frostychee
it kinda is... just get phase boots

or power treads

um no. riki cant remove invisibility by using items

Only way to be revealed is to attack people. No one wants to hang out with the asshole who punches you then disappears 2 seconds later.

wait what?!?!?!??!

i had always thought tread switching removed invis OMG fuck my chode

^items no longer remove invis since 6.8 or 6.79

^i didnt know that

^so i could fucking use bottle charges while invis?!?!??!?! FUCK ME

^and tp...

^wait.... and dagon? isnt that op

if you're in the tier where invis dagon is op then ya, rik is very overpowered.

Biggest thing about the invis change for me is that I get phase boots with riki instead of treads now.

No, im thinking Nyx.

^items no longer remove invis since 6.8 or 6.79
nyx dagon ethreal while still staying invis? wt

Oh no, only riki doesnt break invis with items.

Or spell use.

black hole. cause 1 is never enuf.

That new Mute all button could be pretty handy.

Ravage. dem girls be wet

Bloodseeker Thirst.
Infinite ms and damage.

ITT : so many blue flag.

God strength. Don't mess with me humans

@ drophar i couldnt decide whether i wanted ravage or bh :(

hard to decide...

duel for infinite gains

blink would be pretty sweet too..

^ duel only works if you kill someone sooo... Gg your life

Lol @ this thread.

Omniknight's heal. GG retards.

Spell Steal would be sweet. Then I could get all of your shiets

Beast's Call of the Wild - fresh bacon anywhere, anytime!

Spirit Bear or Tether + Relocate

land mines

bounty hunter invis

blink blink and blink

I would love the spell "Track" for national security reasons

-NSA

I would like to be a dog.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WINKS COMMENT
CURRENTLY DYING

obviouslee shadow dance

^wink nice idea, i'd take track too actually, for the same reason ofc. ;-)

well ya

gotta kill ppl yo
take over the world with +100000000 dmg

or maybe devour

just eat someone and gain their best skills

Cant believe this post still going :D yay i made a popular post *high fives self*