General DiscussionIf you could have any Dota 2 skill IRL

Prema invis for obvious reasons

Replicate
For stuff

Divided We Stand because why not? Either that or Reincarnation

Sunstrike so I could kill everyone that uses dotabuff seriously.

Teleportation sounds like fun

Copypasta'd from TL forums.

Reincarnation or shadow dance, because dying is overrated

Reincarnation

(I'm assuming I won't die twice within 60 seconds)

Zeus ult, so that everyone is kill.

Permanent invisibility as well. You are all idiots picking skills which need mana, which you don't have.

@ HǣL

and you wonder why nobody will add you as a friend......hopefully your 5th grade math teacher might catch the warning signs before you shoot up your school....

Don't worry Sampson, sunstrike will miss.

He doesn't even have mana to use it, so he'll be like the Invoker in Wronchi's Dota2 Reporter. Futilely making farting motions and noises until he craps his pants.

Fun thread.

Perm invis would be fun, but I'd rather have teleportation I think. Being able to change my location every 50sec would be amazing.

i will choose OD astral imprisonment, in exams i astral my classmate and take his intelligence, or Astral the doctor and cheat

Took a long time for someone to say Global Teleport.

Rubick ult obviously.

Everyone that I have requested has added me except you actually but it was only to see mmr. Once again you assume what my motive is.

you ignore the whole thread where people stated they only added you to try and help you with your delusions?

naga images so i could fuck myself, fuck im so hot

lollololol

Why would you want to be invisible permanently?

I would rather Clinkz invis and gain some speed out of it too.

@[Lk].Zano
its not hard to get mana, all u have to do is buy energybooster.. i'd take sil ult, so u can all stfu for ever n ever.

Chronosphere.
Freeze time, fuck with people.

hand of midas

^^
well you can do stuff while ur invis

so you can fuck people and they are just like wtf

rot... oh wait i have that

@zxc

Joke's on you, Energy booster costs a thousand pieces of gold. I bet you don't have those :D

Anything but Essence Aura. Farting and being more bloated afterwards? No thank you!

Shadow Dance.

Tangos. I have a lot of trees and sticks in my yard that I wish eating in 1 second would take care of. Instead of spending 7 hours this weekend on yard work :X Otherwise iron branches in my yard would be nice instead of them being useless regular branches.

I hate winter but spring/summer stink because my lawn is too damn big. Eats up my weekend on yard work yuck.

Perhaps, sunder? If I was 100, I swap with a younger person? lol..

borrowed time could help me in these times i'm feeling cornered and the only way out is to die

Global Silence.

For obvious reasons...

Backtrack, chronosphere

Blink is my fucking dream.

reincarnation

dunno if anyone said this yet but Morphling replicate is a cool one xd

what do we assume? if we go by dota day/night that means each day is equiv to 4 minutes (1 sec = 6 min). then teleport does not have 20s cooldown but really 2 hours cooldown, and blink has 30 min cd (lol…). still teleport would be really useful, other than the fact that it would have 18min cast time… still be useful getting from country to country

In this scenario Reincarnation would probably be useful but less so since it means 3 hours cooldown

replicate is for perverts

perma invis would have 6min fade time but still be weird cause what things can you do without breaking invis

recall and relocate are similar to teleport

bloodrage is pretty nice because you can keep someone permanently silenced

greevil's greed could be helpful

Pudge hook

Ravage for the lols

greevil's greed could be helpfull? what will you do? make ant-farms and then kill them? oh wait...

Naga illusions. I always wanted an orgy but just couldnt bring myself to cross swords with another man.

I don't think we should use the dota time being shortened, I think that's more for gameplay reasons than for any kind of logic, by dota time it would take heroes 9 minutes to attack some once at level 1

RUBICK SPELL STEAL, EZ

we can be as pedantic as we want :P i could say you don't have mana so reincarnation wouldn't work. divided we stand and illusions are controlled by yourself thus telepathy and the feeling would be the same as fapping etc….

I was tempted to go with Rubicks spell steal, but then I thought "what could I even steal?..." so I think the morph ability would be pretty interesting, being able to change my body into whatever I want to.

gotta say, the stealth is handy to have too ;)

I've just thought, why has no one picked spirit bear? Or true form? Being able to summon a bear/become a bear is pretty sweet

blink or teleport

only if you're a furry

Awesome spells : dragon Knights ultimate , brewmaster ultimate and weavers ultimate
Spells for trolling: hex hex and hex

Time Lapse.

5 seconds might not be much, but this is time travel we're talking about!