General DiscussionWrote a poem on Cookie

lmao xD

is english ur first language btw bc this looks garbage

I'm on the fucking floor ROFL.

have you considered euthanasia I hear it's pretty good

"Talks wonderfully like drake"
Oh god

So is he actually coaching you, or is this just some kind of weird homo-erotic fantasy of yours?

I don't like using the word "cringe" because I think that the word itself is "cringey" but I believe that this word sumps up this post just fine.

Cringe.

xd rofl

how can u guys worship cuki hes only 18 year old bosnian kid hes not God

i think cuki will be given dotabuff moderator soon

cringe

Dab on em haters

Fangay

It's actually pretty good lol xd

isnt op one of ur smurfs? @sia

I cant put 2 sentences together in form of poetry. Lies

Sia is secretly an Indian

Chinese comic name?

I'm still the champ it seems

Roses are red
Flowers are in different colors
Cookie guide making him 20 thousand dollars

I lied i can

Roses are red
Violets are dope
I'll stick it in your ass
Even if you say nope

Who tf posts pics of themselves on their steam accounts in 2017

hanter, benao and OP

guess what tehy have in common

SEA-tards love treating their Steam profiles like Facebook because they think they can actually get laid on Steam. Why can't they just use anime profile pictures like us other Asians?

Thanks for all the support! I just got the poem in my mind and typed it immediately

btw whats so gay in that? Cookie's just a good friend who helps me get better at dota

"strong as a brick"
im leaving

what do you do vs a team actively trying to shut you down? as in, they counterpick, give you the worst dual offlane imaginable(weaver + undying) your team feeds the other two lanes, the enemy wards your jungle and camps out in it while morph splitpushes and gets eblade?

I went talon -> jungle after spending all my regen getting lasthits, the enemy didn't try and take the tower early so I couldn't last hit by T2.

Then I got 4 man ganked because they dewarded us.

what could I have done?

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thread jacking at its finest

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When pornhub is down
This will do !

Why can't they just use anime profile pictures like us other Asians?

gOd iS dEaD

My comment got deleted

can any1 transcribe it to copypaste-able text?

I got a coach named Cookie, he likes to meet with a rookie, he knows he has a hard duty, he is writing a dota guide goodly, that is very efficient and tricky, tells you how to alst hit, with every single second tick, makes your carry strong as a BRICK, gives your hero BALLS and DICK, gives you much map awareness, Plays your hero with much dearness, gets angry at you at your mistakes, scolds you what you negate, talks wonderfully like DRAKE, makes the game a piece of cake, shows you your weakness, removes all your dullness, knows everything like a bookie, he is my super coach cookie.

I got a coach named Cookie, he likes to meet with a rookie, he knows he has a hard duty, he is writing a dota guide goodly, that is very efficient and tricky, tells you how to alst hit, with every single second tick, makes your carry strong as a BRICK, gives your hero BALLS and DICK, gives you much map awareness, Plays your hero with much dearness, gets angry at you at your mistakes, scolds you what you negate, talks wonderfully like DRAKE, makes the game a piece of cake, shows you your weakness, removes all your dullness, knows everything like a bookie, he is my super coach cookie.

I got a coach named Cookie, he likes to meet with a rookie, he knows he has a hard duty, he is writing a dota guide goodly, that is very efficient and tricky, tells you how to alst hit, with every single second tick, makes your carry strong as a BRICK, gives your hero BALLS and DICK, gives you much map awareness, Plays your hero with much dearness, gets angry at you at your mistakes, scolds you what you negate, talks wonderfully like DRAKE, makes the game a piece of cake, shows you your weakness, removes all your dullness, knows everything like a bookie, he is my super coach cookie.