General Discussionevery game is winnable

OOOOOH YEEEEAAHHH international ranked games!! THE QUALITY!! I already know its gonna be a great game when its this dogshit average x)))

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc it was fun to play one of those impossible 1v9 games fuck this dogshit mm

i dont think ive ever seen akame play any other hero but lich

putting 4ks and 6ks together usually is just garbage dota, like 25% of 4ks think they play core better than 6ks

The real question is why TF int ranked?

The real question is why TF int ranked?

4k's smh 30 mins in the game they are still building core items... Just upgraded their boots 20 mins in the game, nice farm XD

Wait r u serious?
I see itemization like that in 2k
Fml it still continues
Do u ever rlly escape the trench?
I played with a lifestealer who kept trying to justify rushing mjollnir cuz he went jungle
I played with a slardar who should instead of blink, i ask why, and he says HE CANT BLINK, HE PHYSICALLY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO BLINK WTF
Lmao

BTW who is in the NotLikeThis emote

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3384090469

^ i know It is just normal skill game. But that game I HAVE JUNGLE Sven and skywrath rush Atos rathen than buy ghost scepter !!. Good bless this guy(enemies supp) know how to trilane offlane and i got 0 vs and Tinker DC so we can win the game

i dont think you can call a 37min atos purchase a rush but i get you

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3386125986

hey we are 10k ahead against a team of all carries

should we

a: 5 man and push down towers

b: ward their jungle and suffocate their carries and break hg on rosh 2

c: constantly get picked off by running around alone, then feed 4v5 pushing hg while sven afks in another lane

thats right, the answer is c

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3386117764

hey we are 7k ahead and have destroyed all t2s

should we

a: farm down our core items we need for high ground like bkb

b: ward their jungle and suffocate their cores and break hg when we're ready

c: roam around the map until rosh is up and running high ground then leaving the game cuz tim hold us back?

yes yes C

the difference is that i carried my team despite playing against counters :V

i was sb :(
also wtf i played core and lost got a bit tilted so i changed to roam n supp and i won hehe

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3386189123 lol

Picks drow below 5k in South East Asian region✔️
Do nothing in lane ✔️
Farms like shit✔️
Solo jungles while everyone on the team tells him to push as 5✔️
Rushes shadow blade although your team already have an actual initiatior and invis hero, and uses it as escape item✔️
Play like a pos 4 ✔️
Feeds double digit death✔️
Less farm and impact than the actual pos 4✔️
Wonder why the team is losing 50 mins in✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

50 mins woaw u handled a lot

Losing multiple games like that through Roaming™

But that's how I usually play drow.

I dumpster mid so pa asks for a 5 man gank mid
Shud we
a) tp mid to save/clean up
b) use the space to take t1's with drow aura and jakiro
c) casually do nothing

:BabyRage:

how do you guys win with am who had 150 avg last hit?????
always auto lose when team instapick am

i mean u cant push 4vs5 even with aegis. and everytime am is splitpushing he dead like a total moron

U make incredible space as roaming kunkka and let him get 813 gpm in 2k and slay his counters.

ty dota 2

this was fucking painful though

idk how i can go 5/0 mid and we still lose but it happens quite often

another one of these

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3386576160

why so many of these

oh shit cuki 5.9k. what now haters

well we all know that cuki is 7k player if he's not too lazy to analyze replay!!

OOOOOH YEEEEAAHHH international ranked games!! THE QUALITY!! I already know its gonna be a great game when its this dogshit average x)))

it's pretty hilarious how all the low mmrs suddenly call you an account buyer as soon as ure not able or willing to carry their asses

Almost always when I play and get into a low average, everyone is either feeding or just afk farming and then feeding and I'm the only one who has a good start and is doing something on the map, getting towers, kills and it feels like I'm alone without a team whole game. It pisses me off so much. I mean even those 1v9 games I could win if I would try my best, but I need to keep telling them what to do and I'm just idk, fuck it.

i know the feel. still tryna find a way to deal with

btw is this ur only acc? cuz if it is u doin fuckin great having 57% wr and 5k+ with 1800 games

No, I have 1 I used to play in 2013 and sometimes in 2015 and 2016, it has ~700 games I think and then 1 low mmr one ~150 games to fuck around and play bcups with low mmr friends.

Don't know how I carried this but I won.

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3388003155

Btw do higher mmr games does have hidden pool?

4head

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3388424541
EVERY FUCJING HAME OS WINNABLE AKEKMDNZISJD
I GOT A RAMPAGE ALSO
FUCK

a nice little peek into the mind of someone who picks np in ranked

lmao. damn. fuk that hero

player_behavior_score_last_report: 380

I understand now why I'm playing with people that can't even last hit in a non contested free farming lane.

i randomed np in low prio and stomped ama

Packet loss loves me

arin how did u random in low prio

Ya u can random in LP
except that you dont get the 200 bonus gold

haHAA i really like playing with magreb people really cool and chill dudes they never throw tantrums or visibly have 400 ping, wish i could give every moroccan a sincere hug i like them this much i, actually want to put bom- bombastic nice wishcards on a plane and drop them all over the country. 1/3 comes here to get drunk on welfare money, 2/3 stay in their country to buy shadow amulet on invo and sf or they traffic nigerians and make them do slave work for a year before putting them on a nutshellboat.

also somehow this dude thought picking PL against a tide in lane is a good idea, tide really enjoyed the free anchor smash money. vanguard is a really good item to get after aquila i guess. The recommended course of action after loosing the lane is to afk jungle with PL for 15 minutes, so that the slark gets fat but its ok PL can fight him---ooh nvm he gets oneshot by echo slam what a pity.

Oh not to forget that i told the ogre and oracle to just go safelane walk around the creeps and slap the tidehunter in the face, then oracle stays and ogre harasses mid, easiest game ever. apparently thats not possible so the oracle came to my lane and died 2 times in 5 minutes before walking off to the already lost safelane all the while mid got killed twice by pudge :)- Ofc later you dont buy dust or sentries as 4/5, you leave that to the offlaner and the supports farm to get aether lens

funny how in ranked games i literally FARM recommends like at least 4 every 2 games, often 4 every game (more recommends then games and im not a cuck that asks for it) but as soon as i hit that normal MM search button literally my entire team doesnt even know how to play dota at all and everyone feeds while i try to sustain my sanity. ranked games i lost 3/15 of my last games, normal MM 9/15

sometimes i wish every dota player had to go trough lessons like after 10 games, you need to watch a guide by idk purge or BSJ ''how to support in lane'' and do a little 10 questions test, or you cant search for a games anymore. I'd actually volunteer to do that

play against matrice
get a team who refuses to play past 15 mins

play with matrice
get a support huskar and suicidal earth spirit who feeds the tinker against me while i ruin matrice's game by having random 300 ping spikes through entire game

feelsbadman

im sorry arin did u call me?
srry im in low prio due to father

hello im tinker and this is the amount of times i died to riki. no im not buying forcestaff hex because it snt in m recommended items orsmth instead ill buy euls!
also i will jump into the centre of a fight ater the 1st laser rocket rearm sequence so riki wk and es can tear me apart in seconds!

hello im kunkka and these are my items. no i dont care that my teammate had mek for 10 minutes already used it several times and reeatedly pinged it in his inventory. i got radiance because ez game le troll xDdDD)))

hello im ww and this is the spell with which i helped to save more enemy heroes than i helped to kill

hello im underlord and this is what i call "the double down effect" where even the most one sided games vs 0 6 solo safelane ursa and afk jungle wk(both without blinks) get lost

i swore never ever double down again last time that happened, i guess the jokes on me that i tried to pull one off again
i hereby solemnly swear to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
doubledown again