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raptured

    Does some bluestar aka 5k+ guy want to watch some of my last games and absolutely shit on me by pointing out how trash I actually am? I would like to hear some advice as a 4.3k scrub. I assume you couldn't care less, but the challenge is to do it in a way that I get to feel how laughable my whole dedication to Dota has been for the past years.

    And yo Cookie, if you want to check out one of my SK games, that would be sweet.

    Thanks in advance! I'm ready to get roasted.

    BenaoLifedancer

      Get a life

      Ashrel

        ^Dude

        raptured

          LUL Benao can you fuck off. You are the single most cancerous persona on this forum

          ywn

            if u pay me

            TripleSteal-

              ur anime is shit

              also, @op, no

              ywn

                how is it my anime i didnt create it

                the realm's delight

                  ^

                  Ashrel

                    @ywn
                    I wanna watch a replay of some of your match,u wouldnt mind right?

                    ywn

                      go ahead lol i dont think u need to ask permission to watch replays

                      raptured

                        @ywn I can pay you in non-marketable sets ayy

                        Ashrel

                          Thanksuu vasto-lord

                          Shou

                            Watch my repays for sub 1k trash gameplay

                            Ashrel

                              Will do ROFL xD

                              Kill yourself in the name...

                                9k = full of retards

                                1k = super pro who are stuck in 1k because they pressed im a beginner in dota 2.

                                Johnny Rico

                                  doc joferlyn simp

                                    dude with 5200 games in dota 2 still didnt reach 5k, says "Get a life"

                                    i fucking lol'd

                                    Jacked

                                      dude you are such an amateur man. if u want ppl to critique you, dont start off by pleading to blue stars and admitting that you are trash u weak pathetic little shit. start off with a high dose of dunning kruger to start the ball rolling, then tilt all the blue star players with a highly delusional comment, and they will watch and critique ur gameplay for free. works everytime.

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                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                        ^tried this a while back. needless to say it was effective

                                        Jacked

                                          ;x

                                          Trash

                                            Trash.

                                            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                              sk games: no itemization plan, buys BKB on sk???

                                              for someone who buys only tranq scepter blink force you die too much

                                              i mean seriously you die too much, you shouldn't almost ever die with that build

                                              other games: sf with guardian eul ??!? and add a bottle and aquila on top of that?

                                              that's the most useless way to throw your gold i've ever seen.

                                              you die too much, i mean seriously HOLY fuck you die too much.

                                              450 avg gpm, it's like you dont hit creeps at all and almost ALL the games you played in the last month were cores.

                                              eger Carry Gods

                                                nope

                                                Jacked

                                                  Just trash player overall

                                                  raptured

                                                    @Cookie I should've added to look at my ranked games exclusively, since the SF ones were unranked and I played like a 2k most of the time there.
                                                    Also I was trying out the build of a ~5.5k midplayer who played against my team in Boston Open Qualifiers.

                                                    I'm playing offlane only in ranked, so 450 GPM isn't absolute horse shit.

                                                    What do you mean with no itemization plan? What is yours then?
                                                    I get why BKB is not ideal on SK, but is it really a no-go? I feel like it's helpful when the enemy has too much annoying shit to disrupt my game.

                                                    And you looked at the stats of one SK game I wasn't doing too well in. Fed like shit in the early game there, usually doesn't really happen to me, so I'm aware of that being really bad.
                                                    If you could watch at one of my other SK ranked games, that would be even sweeter.

                                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                      I've almost never had to get BKB on SK,

                                                      Sk is like a dick, you have to go in and out,

                                                      Aka since your abilities are 10+ sec cooldown, a bkb wont change your chance of using them multiple times in a fight

                                                      Aka if enemy has annoying shit, getting more positioning items( blink, ether, force, scepter etc) is 1000000000000000000000000000x times more effective than bkb, as it actually allows you to be SK: a giant sandy dick

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                                                      raptured

                                                        ^Ok thanks for clarifying that. I'm gonna try to be more of a dick in my games eksDee

                                                        ywn

                                                          Sk is like a dick, you have to go in and out,
                                                          LMAO

                                                          ywn

                                                            inb4 banned

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                                                              benao asking people to get a life when hes spent 10 of his on dota and isnt even 5k LMAO

                                                              Synox
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