General Discussionim bad pls help

buy sf arcana?

/u/BogiDoto

I summon BogiDoto, the Guiri of Sub %50 Ranked winrate

It's probably your team-mates, I can give u a 6300 acc if you give Arcanas

As a wise man would say: git gud

no arcanas sorry i r poor :/

I thought Bogi gave up

and decided to pursue his IRL dreams

i think its tiem to quit doto im probably to old for the game my reflexes are not as fast due old age thats why i can't win anymore

try stem cells
or
cocaine

problem is both are expensive and hard to come across

You need the power of the cap of the fungal lord.

you played good in that wr game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i tryed cocaine doesn't really help

im better on acid

Try not to masturbate just before searching for a game.

i usualy masturbate during the game

what if mankind never discovered masturbation

>Relax, you're doing fine!
>Well played!

I went to see some of the last game stats just for fun and it's either:

all of your teammates are 0-10 and you have ok stats or your teammates play good and you suck totally. Logic tells me you suck in more games then your teammates, so you win less then you lose =)

How old are you Vaikiss btw? I'm 27 and my reflexes are getting better every year.

games where i got worse stats than my team mates i feed on purpose

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@Yalla idk what i would be doing with my life cuz masturbation usualy takes up to 4 hours of my daytime

Only 4 hours? I think that's the reason you're losing so much.

sometimes i get blisters on my penis from 2 much fapping

I bet your keyboard is all slimy, that may have something to do with the losses.

no i dont finish on keyboard

all jokes aside im srs pls giff me tips how to get back into being good player instead of bad

watch my replays

watch me playing to feel better about yourself again

im still bad tho

altho i won a game finally !

No one has every done that in the history of Dota, grats!