today i went to visit my elementary school teacher with my rl pal, we didnt find her and decided to take a little tour around the school, somehow we ended up in some mansion in the middle of a night like in a survival horror game and my pal turned into a female companion, we took some weird out of place door and ended up in some small supermarket which we decided to rob/shoplift it even thought we had no weapons and she magically disappeared one i started shopping, i looked for the most expensive thing to get which was vodka, took a huge bottle but just one to not cause suspicion(i thought to myself that i probably wouldnt anyway, yesterday was "last bell" day on which school leavers go get wasted) put it in my cart, midway through decide to start looking for my companion, dont find her, decide to scrap the idea(how was i gonna rob it anyway with no weapons, strength, knowing my whereabouts and like three wanted stars), go and return the bottle to where i took it from, paid for the rest, in the middle of this some archnemesis of my cashier came into the building and i witnessed some quarrel, after this i walked out of the supermarket and ended up in the mansion again, this time i had a pistol and there also was a weird shapeshifting giant plant monster which wasnt initially chasing me but i shot it like a retard, took some of its hp off, it got stronger decided to run, ended up in some cabinet or smth and there was a man doing his paperwork or smth, i shot him in the head, decided to hide in the closet, then from the closet i saw myself sitting on that mans chair and smiling deviously like a villain and i guess i triggered a lose condition or smth because after this i respawn in the morning in the garden of said mansion, there are other ppl fighting the monster, i killed them, took their weapons, shot a monster till it popped its 2nd from and decided to run away and let the flower hunt other morons down so i can finish them later especially since my opponents/allies carried uzis and aks for whatever reason and i now had a mini-arsenal
i respawn in the morning in the garden of said mansion
let the flower hunt other morons down so i can finish them later
I'm no expert but if you start to dream of, and easily commit cold-blooded homicide and petty stealing in the dream even if it's just a dream, then there's something seriously fucked up
i think homicide and petty stealing(as well as thinking of three wanted stars and being able to carry an array of weapons with no penalty on my mobility/endurance) is because i played tons of gta lately
I used to dream some bullshit like this now it's just some realistic shit that could happen to me
like to make a joke about fat people and getting fired
i remember a dream where i played with one of my former friends and it was some kind of dota and guild wars and i was singsing for some reason (i watched him a lot by then), that friend was dead and i was respawning her
when i got to 99% of respawn bar i suddenly stopped and was like "oh look, free creep!" and ran away
get jebaited
is that a guy?
Don't assume its gender
His name is Steve and we met via Grindr lol wew
why would u be on grindr if you believed urself to be a girl?
ofc people only take 1-3 classes a week. avg prive for 45 min lesson in my country is 70€.
Try to pay for that when 18 year old
switzerLAND LUL
hows that ofc, if u don't have the money don't start the course maybe? thats the most responsible way.
today i went to visit my elementary school teacher with my rl pal, we didnt find her and decided to take a little tour around the school, somehow we ended up in some mansion in the middle of a night like in a survival horror game and my pal turned into a female companion, we took some weird out of place door and ended up in some small supermarket which we decided to rob/shoplift it even thought we had no weapons and she magically disappeared one i started shopping, i looked for the most expensive thing to get which was vodka, took a huge bottle but just one to not cause suspicion(i thought to myself that i probably wouldnt anyway, yesterday was "last bell" day on which school leavers go get wasted) put it in my cart, midway through decide to start looking for my companion, dont find her, decide to scrap the idea(how was i gonna rob it anyway with no weapons, strength, knowing my whereabouts and like three wanted stars), go and return the bottle to where i took it from, paid for the rest, in the middle of this some archnemesis of my cashier came into the building and i witnessed some quarrel, after this i walked out of the supermarket and ended up in the mansion again, this time i had a pistol and there also was a weird shapeshifting giant plant monster which wasnt initially chasing me but i shot it like a retard, took some of its hp off, it got stronger decided to run, ended up in some cabinet or smth and there was a man doing his paperwork or smth, i shot him in the head, decided to hide in the closet, then from the closet i saw myself sitting on that mans chair and smiling deviously like a villain and i guess i triggered a lose condition or smth because after this i respawn in the morning in the garden of said mansion, there are other ppl fighting the monster, i killed them, took their weapons, shot a monster till it popped its 2nd from and decided to run away and let the flower hunt other morons down so i can finish them later especially since my opponents/allies carried uzis and aks for whatever reason and i now had a mini-arsenal
any1 who is a dream analyzing expert can decypher this one for me?
also i dont wanna go to the supermarket now even though i kind of have to
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I'm no expert but if you start to dream of, and easily commit cold-blooded homicide and petty stealing in the dream even if it's just a dream, then there's something seriously fucked up
is that an actual dream of urs or not? it seems like a copypasta to me
an actual dream
i think homicide and petty stealing(as well as thinking of three wanted stars and being able to carry an array of weapons with no penalty on my mobility/endurance) is because i played tons of gta lately
I used to dream some bullshit like this now it's just some realistic shit that could happen to me
like to make a joke about fat people and getting fired
> not using lucid dreaming to get the full value of a nights rest in 2017 LUL
> not doing cuki challenge in ur dreams in 2017
not eve gonna ggl what luci dreaming is
oh man imagine how terrible that would be, being stuck in a nightmare where u are forced t oeither do cookie challenge 200 times or get tortured
(i'd rather get tortured btw)))
"nightmare''
its worse than a nightmare
Your Worst Nightmare?
I wish I could play dota right now, I also wish my arm wasn't fucked up and I wouldn't need to go to the hospital every 3 days now
whats wrong with your arm
autism
it got cut real bad and it has TO BE A FUCKING RIGHT HAND ofc...
Ikr when you get used to fapping with one hand using the other just doesn't feel right
how the fuck do u even do it with the left one, it's impossible, I give up END afk
i do it with my left arm all the time because the right one is on the mouse
how do you remember your dreams like that?
or did you write it as soon as you got out of bed?
https://www.joindota.com/en/news/54132-battle-of-the-ragers-contest-ft-puppey-himself-as-a-judge
ROFL
i woke up from my midday nap, thought "damn that dream was weird", put my pc out of hibernating mode and just typed it out yea
i identify myself as a non imaginary gay goy erasing racism
there is a shorter form of the word
it's f-word
xD I knew this will happen https://clips.twitch.tv/WildObeseEgg4Head
i remember a dream where i played with one of my former friends and it was some kind of dota and guild wars and i was singsing for some reason (i watched him a lot by then), that friend was dead and i was respawning her
when i got to 99% of respawn bar i suddenly stopped and was like "oh look, free creep!" and ran away
i woke up laughing my ass off
I either don't dream or I don't remember anything
sometimes, but very rarely I do remember something.
anyway