“I'm sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you're just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror's Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas'ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I'm six-slotted...”
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dick and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with penis in hand. RTZ looks at EE's dick and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE cum all over each other
Arteezy closed his door, making sure not to make a creak to keep the heinous activities a secret from papa and mama babaev. He stripped down naked, his young nubille body glistening with sweat from the anticipation. He opened a wooden box and retrieved the golden hand of midas inside. He flicked on skype, EE-sama cam was already open, a shadowly figure stroking his erection vigourously. "Proceed" commanded the shadowly figure. With a flick of a switch the hand of midas started to vibrate as RTZ pushed it deep into his anus, letting off moans of pleasure. EE smirked and let off a cackle "2hard4RTZ"??
"Hey Samantha, go easy on me okay... it's my first time," Artour whispered softly. "For the last time, Artour, my name is Jacky Mao; you're not fooling anybody by calling me Samantha and having me dress up like a woman. Everyone knows you're gay dude," EternalEnvy responded. "Whatever let's do this shit," he continued, and seductively began to remove his bra like he had seen in the Japanese cartoons. Arteezy stroked his dick furiously. He hadn't been this aroused since the first time he jerked off to EG.Fear's mirror picture. Before EE even finished unfastening his bra, Arteezy came everywhere. "What a disaster, we fucking lost," EE was disgusted and left the room.
Arteezy and EE sat in a dark room, dimly lit by a glowing vibrating object on the coffee table infront of them. They were about to begin a weekly ritual. "So its time to compare our MMR once again young RTZ" said EE, saliva forming around his mouth as the thought of the heinous activity to come blossomed his penis into a strong erection. "mines 6100" said RTZ confidently. "too bad mines 6200" cackled EE. RTZ's face darkened and he assumed the usual position
Arteezy stepped out of the bathtub, drenched in semen, as it was his custom to bathe in the jizz of his teammates. He grabbed his EG-logo vibrator and thrusted it in and out of his ***, preparing for Universe's throbbing member in a few hours. As the final act of his morning ritual, he faced towards Fear's exposed schlong and let out a hearty "Fuck me, man" that was heard by PPD and Zai who decided to join in on the fun.
Artour got out of the building. He was a bit frustrated. His team was making him play stupid heroes again. He wanted to play Naga and Terrorblade. Didn't they understand the main goal of Dota is to kill creeps?
Artour whispered to himself, "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd". He sighed and crossed the street. Suddenly Artour's face went pale. On the other side of the street was the Cloud 9 squad. "J-Jacky...", he whispered. They were coming at him. He was frozen in place.
EE looked at him and said "Long time no see Artour." He was speechless as all of them passed by him. Only n0tail stayed there with him, his hands in his pockets. Artour didn't dare to say anything. He hadn't ever seen n0tail with such a grim look.
"Having fun with my old team, Artour?" n0tail asked, a maniac grin growing in his face. "The team who kicked me because of you."
Artour was panicking. Who was that guy? He surely wasn't the BigDaddy he had met before." Don't worry Artour", continued n0tail, "I'm not gonna hurt you. In fact, I'm just having fun with my new best friend... Jacky."
That was it. Artour lost control. "You'll never steal Jacky from me! Never!" n0tail's grin got bigger. "You've always been naive, Artour... I've watched your replays. I know how to please Jacky better than you now."
Artour stared in disbelief. "W-what...". N0tail slowly took his hands out of his pockets. A golden glow filled the whole street. Artour fell to his knees as he saw not only one, but two hands of Midas. "Good luck on the tournament, Artour..." said n0tail while leaving. Artour sat in the ground, tears in his face. "Jacky..." He whispered.
yes man thats how i was in primary school as well, i never cut stuff from the edges of a piece of paper, i just cut it off somewhere in the middle)) 420head
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hola hola get a dolla
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“I'm sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you're just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror's Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas'ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I'm six-slotted...”
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dick and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with penis in hand. RTZ looks at EE's dick and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE cum all over each other
Arteezy closed his door, making sure not to make a creak to keep the heinous activities a secret from papa and mama babaev. He stripped down naked, his young nubille body glistening with sweat from the anticipation. He opened a wooden box and retrieved the golden hand of midas inside. He flicked on skype, EE-sama cam was already open, a shadowly figure stroking his erection vigourously. "Proceed" commanded the shadowly figure. With a flick of a switch the hand of midas started to vibrate as RTZ pushed it deep into his anus, letting off moans of pleasure. EE smirked and let off a cackle "2hard4RTZ"??
"Hey Samantha, go easy on me okay... it's my first time," Artour whispered softly. "For the last time, Artour, my name is Jacky Mao; you're not fooling anybody by calling me Samantha and having me dress up like a woman. Everyone knows you're gay dude," EternalEnvy responded. "Whatever let's do this shit," he continued, and seductively began to remove his bra like he had seen in the Japanese cartoons. Arteezy stroked his dick furiously. He hadn't been this aroused since the first time he jerked off to EG.Fear's mirror picture. Before EE even finished unfastening his bra, Arteezy came everywhere. "What a disaster, we fucking lost," EE was disgusted and left the room.
Arteezy and EE sat in a dark room, dimly lit by a glowing vibrating object on the coffee table infront of them. They were about to begin a weekly ritual. "So its time to compare our MMR once again young RTZ" said EE, saliva forming around his mouth as the thought of the heinous activity to come blossomed his penis into a strong erection. "mines 6100" said RTZ confidently. "too bad mines 6200" cackled EE. RTZ's face darkened and he assumed the usual position
Arteezy stepped out of the bathtub, drenched in semen, as it was his custom to bathe in the jizz of his teammates. He grabbed his EG-logo vibrator and thrusted it in and out of his ***, preparing for Universe's throbbing member in a few hours. As the final act of his morning ritual, he faced towards Fear's exposed schlong and let out a hearty "Fuck me, man" that was heard by PPD and Zai who decided to join in on the fun.
Artour got out of the building. He was a bit frustrated. His team was making him play stupid heroes again. He wanted to play Naga and Terrorblade. Didn't they understand the main goal of Dota is to kill creeps?
Artour whispered to himself, "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd". He sighed and crossed the street. Suddenly Artour's face went pale. On the other side of the street was the Cloud 9 squad. "J-Jacky...", he whispered. They were coming at him. He was frozen in place.
EE looked at him and said "Long time no see Artour." He was speechless as all of them passed by him. Only n0tail stayed there with him, his hands in his pockets. Artour didn't dare to say anything. He hadn't ever seen n0tail with such a grim look.
"Having fun with my old team, Artour?" n0tail asked, a maniac grin growing in his face. "The team who kicked me because of you."
Artour was panicking. Who was that guy? He surely wasn't the BigDaddy he had met before." Don't worry Artour", continued n0tail, "I'm not gonna hurt you. In fact, I'm just having fun with my new best friend... Jacky."
That was it. Artour lost control. "You'll never steal Jacky from me! Never!" n0tail's grin got bigger. "You've always been naive, Artour... I've watched your replays. I know how to please Jacky better than you now."
Artour stared in disbelief. "W-what...". N0tail slowly took his hands out of his pockets. A golden glow filled the whole street. Artour fell to his knees as he saw not only one, but two hands of Midas. "Good luck on the tournament, Artour..." said n0tail while leaving. Artour sat in the ground, tears in his face. "Jacky..." He whispered.
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the aad thing is that i have alrdy read all of these masterpieces
best part was u copied it from my profile
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1874135032
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One third too nasty one third funny and one third meh . I give the story a Grade of C
Has anyone watched the Martian already?
eyo hush
maybe we can meet in solo ranked now
http://i.imgur.com/ku3wUXF.jpg
why cant I party queçue in GO today? whenever I press search, it cancels in 1 sec
real masochists play solo
i'm pretty sure i'm in shadow pool
on first game i wasn't able to load in
what followed was:
4 times someone didn't accept or declined
5th time someone didn't load
6th time a person abandoned during the pick stage
>Good game
there are more Arin complaint posts here, than comments which include "ayy lmao" in it
sad statistics
coz arin is mad boy 4head ayy lmao
what
just pushing the statistics 420head ayy
(lmao)
good use of space
yes man thats how i was in primary school as well, i never cut stuff from the edges of a piece of paper, i just cut it off somewhere in the middle)) 420head
I need some of that space in my life
BibleThump
rofl
copy pasta this in ur life 4head
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between dots
ayy lmao actually u cant copy it 4head i found a bug MODS!
banerino pleaserino
Do u know how hard it is to scroll down on mobile
rofl
wtf is this weaboo shit
xD
road to 5k
i like how sauz's posts are 3 minutes apart meaning it took him 3 minutes to scroll down to post again
gotvet is back
whenver i change it i get about 900 ping in dota cuz it takes so much upload
He's slowly transforming into classic 4k player 4Head 4Head
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1876147220
this game 2 ez
lmao my profile looks like a smurf played one game
plz next page <|#SOON#|>
as you wish fucktard
Kitty :) http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1836246399
nvm u got 916 gpm 4HEAD
I'm on mobile and it was a pain to scroll all the way down here please new page.
^yeah :[ 4Head
plebs get UC Browser for Android and you can scroll like a B0$$ (justt like me)
but chrome is fuckin best
aaaaand next page
lost against doom mid
ayy lmao
next page!