hes probably just some over-zealous cosplayer who shouts "NYX NYX NYX" in the mic until people cant take it anymore.
would explain his shit gameplay no?"
most hilarious shit i heard all day coming from someone who only plays bs.....and what do u do? dress as a bs and throw around ur diarrhea shouting...dont move i ulted u!!
hey guy, i am winning 60% of my games with a hero that averages 46% with a 5+kda.....i am obviously bad for the shit tier i queue at....lolololool but then again, what do u know? u still queue normal at 200 games...
Anti-smurf system works fine matey! As this for-fun thing I created proves.
If you are still being put into High Skill after a few games, you belong there and the system succeeded. Also, the first few Very High games you get in a new account seem to be really iffy.
I've noticed that the worst opponents I got were in the VH games. Probably another anti smurf thing, so don't fool yourself mate.
You can get into VH playing CM is you have a IQ past 90 on a smurf. If you want to discuss me sure, I just play this game for fun I have no intentions of improving. I will sit at 4k forever and you will sit at 2k forever. The only difference between you and me is that you will continue to make retarded posts while you fail at 2k
First game VH. First VH lost, then comes a High Skill game. So far so good.
A string of me queuing into weird game modes because I put all of them at the same time, and I get sent to High Skill again. Stomp High Skill games hard enough and I'm put back into VH.
I see a pattern there, it's the system putting me in roughly the edge between High Skill and VH games, which was what happened in my main account. System's fine I tell ya! Enjoy your High Skill :)
@sampson and i have a better kda and win rate against those same players...i fail to see ur point
@ta lmao i am blunt, son
@sombrero if 60% (on a 46% hero) and 5kda isn't enough stomping i don't know what is. that is not how games are calibrated. i just don't have the creep kill count to queue high faster
lol u think my kda is padded by normal games but guess what....23 of my 30 games are in the high bracket....what statistics? u mean the statistics of how many ppl are still sub 4k after playing for 900 days? i'd guess 5%
-->i need support i repeat i need support,
-->come aid me in this lost struggle to make "this" fucking retarded piece of shit american understand anything
Can't you just click "I have played dota 2 before" which automatically puts you in vhs skill? If you really are 4k you shouldve did that instead of saying you are new to the game.
"i am smurfing a semi-support.....i can't carry these low life scrubs....
i eat 4.5ks for breakfast all other terms equal..."
why does every smurf have the same delusions
hey guy, I'm 2.5 mmr but totallllly definitely smurfing, that's the new thing I hear so I said hey. They always called me papa smurf in grade school.
Team "in the wrong bracket ftw"
"DONT WORRY BEANO IM HERE TO THE RESCUE!
hes probably just some over-zealous cosplayer who shouts "NYX NYX NYX" in the mic until people cant take it anymore.
would explain his shit gameplay no?"
most hilarious shit i heard all day coming from someone who only plays bs.....and what do u do? dress as a bs and throw around ur diarrhea shouting...dont move i ulted u!!
@jungle
hey guy, i am winning 60% of my games with a hero that averages 46% with a 5+kda.....i am obviously bad for the shit tier i queue at....lolololool but then again, what do u know? u still queue normal at 200 games...
^ haha this kid is a special kind of retard
^ look, another downs boi who queues normal after 1k games
@ta
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/187824320/matches?page=21
and u prove my point...scroll back and read when i said....with tinker pick, prob vhs in 2 games....
@salza
watch ur foul mouth boi
thats no way to talk to ur mom
PS: oh mom forgot to tell u....don't masturbate too much to anime porn.....jacking off leads to blindness according to romanian scientist
ROFL I am playing with extremely low MMR friends in a 5 stack. I am leagues better than your pathetic smurf attempt.
I didnt think it was possible to smurf and not get into very high but you proved me wrong
ROFL I am playing with extremely low MMR friends in a 5 stack.
Yea because I jump from very high to normal based off one win or loss. My god you are beyond stupid
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1603747456
kid you are retarded
lmao, u have never consistently queued vhs so you are prob around the border...i will give u benefit of the doubt and say u r 4k.....
3 years and u r still at 4k....aren't u special my son?
I am still wondering how you managed to make a smurf into high, even the worst players on this forums managed to smurf into very high
I dont know it is possible
obviously ur brain isn't sophisticated enough to understand.....nor even read
except repeat the same point over and over again (despite that its alrdy answered 50 posts back)
one thing u failed to answer tho....why are u still sub 4k having played 3 years? game too hard my son?
Anti-smurf system works fine matey! As this for-fun thing I created proves.
If you are still being put into High Skill after a few games, you belong there and the system succeeded. Also, the first few Very High games you get in a new account seem to be really iffy.
I've noticed that the worst opponents I got were in the VH games. Probably another anti smurf thing, so don't fool yourself mate.
lol so u r telling me...u started out at vhs but starts to queue lower as u play more...
yep Anti-smurf system seems to be working just fine for u my friend
You can get into VH playing CM is you have a IQ past 90 on a smurf. If you want to discuss me sure, I just play this game for fun I have no intentions of improving. I will sit at 4k forever and you will sit at 2k forever. The only difference between you and me is that you will continue to make retarded posts while you fail at 2k
also, try it.....play something like Winter Wyvern smurf or nyx smurf and get into vhs...come on...its easy
ya, go for 300 cs in 30 min with nyx
lol i see why u r stuck at 4k....u r just slow my son
ok let assume i am not smurfing and this is simply my lvl....
so i queue high....so thats prob around 3.4k.....so i get 5kda and 60% win rate in 3.4k games....sounds like 2k to u?
no you smurf'd into high which is a major difference between being a high skill player. Even 2k players can smurf into high
Indeed it works fine, look at my history.
First game VH. First VH lost, then comes a High Skill game. So far so good.
A string of me queuing into weird game modes because I put all of them at the same time, and I get sent to High Skill again. Stomp High Skill games hard enough and I'm put back into VH.
I see a pattern there, it's the system putting me in roughly the edge between High Skill and VH games, which was what happened in my main account. System's fine I tell ya! Enjoy your High Skill :)
@sampson and i have a better kda and win rate against those same players...i fail to see ur point
@ta lmao i am blunt, son
@sombrero if 60% (on a 46% hero) and 5kda isn't enough stomping i don't know what is. that is not how games are calibrated. i just don't have the creep kill count to queue high faster
I assume you are 13 so I dont blame you for being too stupid to understand statistics
lol u think my kda is padded by normal games but guess what....23 of my 30 games are in the high bracket....what statistics? u mean the statistics of how many ppl are still sub 4k after playing for 900 days? i'd guess 5%
this kid is fucking braindead
-->i need support i repeat i need support,
-->come aid me in this lost struggle to make "this" fucking retarded piece of shit american understand anything
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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well made that too big now I can't edit it :(
Lol this post has delivered
salza has just broken the forums
never go full retard bro.....
I wonder how big I can make letters
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salsa stop
me cant read
rip mobile users
Can't you just click "I have played dota 2 before" which automatically puts you in vhs skill? If you really are 4k you shouldve did that instead of saying you are new to the game.
Plz add someone on your main account so we can confirm you are 1993 mmr, couldn't break 2k, made new account ftw.
git gud
im pretty sure i had a 3k mmr friend who only played dazzle and went to very high skill in like his 3rd or 5th game
lmao no idea what u all posted since the thread no longer works on mac....lololololololo
oh god.. wish i could smurf these days too
ur so bad lamayoooo
Playing nyx and making a dagon every game requires so much skill.