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General DiscussionThis is how to PLAY Broodmother - watch and LEARN

This is how to PLAY Broodmother - watch and LEARN in General Discussion
Lyra

    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1478245569

    Match ID: 1478245569

    Achievements:
    KDA: 11-0-5
    Spree: more then Godlike
    HD: second highest of all 10 players
    TD: higest of all 10 players
    GPM: higest of all 10 players
    XPM: higest of all 10 players
    Wards: I bought some blue wards and placed them
    Experience graph: 100% green

    It says skill bracket normal skill. The reason for this is that it was a ALL RANDOM game. The matchmaking system are still supposed to make both team 50% chance to win which means at least one person in the other team had an account with smiliare hidden MMR as I have on this account.
    Reports: No player was reported

    [Lk].Zano

      You realize anyone has access to pro players ID matches, right?

      Lyra

        I have never thought about it. But since this is my game I dont find it relevant.

        November.Rain

          @OP r u a girl?

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          J-Man

            I can probably do a shit ton better than you at BM

            and I hate the hero.

            Welt aus Eis

              with all due respect why the hell do you think anybody here cares about your matches
              you're just a high skill smurf
              if I want to learn broodmother I'll download a pro player's games

              BenaoLifedancer

                or watch bogi

                the realm's delight

                  why isnt op banned yet holy fuckign shit

                  NIKAD MAJNOVALA!

                    Bogi is going to like this!

                    allidoiswynn

                      Would you please stop posting Those! Much appreciated, you just give new players wrong ideas!

                      Lyra

                        I know people cares. I get positive feedback many times but you angry guys that read all my posts even if you hate them just ignore these positive comments.

                        And even if I said so many times that I dont care about your hate and insults you just keep going and going in every thread I make. Since you dont have any better to do with your miserably trash lives.

                        Giff me Wingman

                          you are vermin

                          Lyra

                            I dont know what that word means. And I dont care enough to look it up.

                            Giff me Wingman

                              Well you care enough to reply you vermin

                              Lyra

                                I dont care. I am amussed and curious about where this is going. But you are probably to dumb to understand the difference you low life trash psycopath.

                                Giff me Wingman

                                  At least try to make sense you vermin

                                  Lyra

                                    I made perfect sense. Try to use your broken brain once more.

                                    allidoiswynn

                                      "This is how to PLAY Broodmother - watch and LEARN"
                                      "I know people cares. I get positive feedback many times but you angry guys that read all my posts even if you hate them just ignore these positive comments."

                                      If you wish to get feedback, please ask us to do so.
                                      If you present crappy gameplay and sell it as godlike-material to learn from, dont wonder for getting flamed

                                      TripleSteal-

                                        "watch and learn"

                                        what 'bout nope?

                                        Metallicize

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                                          Abaddon

                                            Is this retard still posting his psychosis?

                                            Lyra

                                              иВин4Арка

                                              Did I tell you to watch and learn it? No I did not. So why dont you STFU.

                                              Giff me Wingman

                                                stfup vermin

                                                allidoiswynn

                                                  I hope you are aware of your own contradiction. And your poor contribution is a misguidance for newer players which do not have the knowledge. That is what I am afraid of, nobody said I was the one learning, I am however commenting the game and thread in question

                                                  Lyra

                                                    иВин4Арка

                                                    There is no contradiction. Only if you make assumptions.

                                                    You are "afraid"... it is a fucking computer game. There is nothing to be afraid of.

                                                    Metallicize

                                                      THIS IS HOW TO PLAY BROODMOTHER - WATCH AND LEARN

                                                      literally the name of the thread

                                                      and you shouldn't take "afraid" so literal, i thought you said you are educated or smth

                                                      Giff me Wingman

                                                        clearly OP is nothing but vermin

                                                        J-Man

                                                          Name: "Meta Designer" Pic: "A piece of shit with a face."

                                                          Comes into forums and tries to present gameplay of him playing somewhat "good" in a bellow 3.2k bracket and tries to sell it to pubs as god tier.

                                                          Look, I know what you're trying to do has good intentions, (or bad if you're really trying to be smug about it.) but your exceution is way off. Try being more postive about it instead of "HERE LOOK AT MY SHIT AND IT'S GOD TIER." Big deal. We all have perfect games, and I"m proud of my perfect phoenix game, but you don't see me flaunting it as me saying "I am the next Devilish" or something like that.

                                                          It's in 3.2k, and you did well. Good job. Now try to do it in 5k, get say something like "hey guys, what could've I done to make this perfect game, EVEN MORE perfect." There's always room to approve.

                                                          Now stop posting these.

                                                          Giff me Wingman

                                                            interesting definition of perfect u got there

                                                            Lyra

                                                              baka

                                                              sigh... I dont even have any energy to respond to that irrelevant garbage you write there.

                                                              Hmm now something came anyway. If he didnt mean "afraid" what did he then mean? I mean, you implied you know he did NOT mean afraid.

                                                              Lyra

                                                                Soul Eater 676

                                                                You are not my mommy so why dont you STFU?

                                                                "Now stop posting these."

                                                                LOL

                                                                Do you really think I am going to listen to a random guy on the internet? No. Just no.

                                                                EDIT: you cant see that it is chocolate ice cream right? You to dumb for that?

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                                                                Hassan

                                                                  Meta Designer you should post to http://reddit.com/r/learndota2 or http://reddit.com/r/truedota2 instead

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                                                                  Lyra

                                                                    Why? ....

                                                                    J-Man

                                                                      So you did post these to make yourself look like a spaz.

                                                                      "You are not my mommy so why don't you STFU?"

                                                                      Execellent comeback. I was trying to be helpful. Instead of asking for the "Postive feedback" you want so much, instead you insult the person trying to help you. You are beyond saving, and are not worth the time trying to anymore.

                                                                      "Do you really think I am going to listen to a random guy on the internet? No. Just no."

                                                                      Did I call you a bitch? Did I insult you? Did I do anything in my previous post that makes me look like a really bad guy. The answer is no. You're just pouting and franting around cause someone called you out. You listen to helpful people, or are you the type that thinks critcism is a bad thing and cry cause you didn't get your manditory "I'm the best!" reward given to the special children in the world?

                                                                      No, it's not choclate Ice Cream, it looks like a piece of shit. Now run along child.

                                                                      Hassan

                                                                        Because pretty much everyone here is better than you and have no use of your tips?

                                                                        Lyra

                                                                          Soul Eater 676

                                                                          You can make any assumptions you want. I could not care less.

                                                                          "I was trying to be helpful."

                                                                          I dont need your help.

                                                                          "instead you insult the person trying to help you"

                                                                          Since NO ONE is sticking to the subject of this thread - I just flame back at EVERYONE. I dont care about your intentions at all as long as you dont stick to the subject.

                                                                          "...cause someone called you out."

                                                                          I dont know what this means. I am not from an english speaking country.

                                                                          "You listen to helpful people, or are you the type that ..."

                                                                          Oh YEAH, I do listen to people that actually has something to say that I dont know or have not allready considered.

                                                                          "No, it's not choclate Ice Cream, it looks like a piece of shit."

                                                                          So you decide what is on MY PROFILE picture? How can you even come to that conclusion?
                                                                          Here, go view this picture, and thell me that it is not ice cream!
                                                                          http://uppix.com/s-Ice_cream5557ed8c0018f3ef-jpg.htm

                                                                          "Now run along child."

                                                                          I am 32. Calling me a child just make you look stupied and rude.

                                                                          Lyra

                                                                            jussi

                                                                            Do you know how many palyers read this forum without doing any comments? Do you know how many visitors this forum has?

                                                                            EDIT: when I play a smurf game, around 50% av the players are using an account registered on Dotabuff. It is many people I can tell you.

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                                                                            dadmode

                                                                              YOU'RE 32?!?!

                                                                              succuba

                                                                                Can't tell if master troll or just an old man.

                                                                                Lyra

                                                                                  Hmmm Master Troll...

                                                                                  I like that name. Maybe I change to that when I get bored of Meta Designer.

                                                                                  J-Man

                                                                                    Back at the Meta (Don't care if feeding troll, just entertaing at this point.)

                                                                                    "I don't need your help"

                                                                                    I recommend this actually, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatric_hospital

                                                                                    "Since NO ONE is sticking to the subject of this thread - I just flame back at EVERYONE. I dont care about your intentions at all as long as you dont stick to the subject. "

                                                                                    Being a douche? You're sticking quite well to this thread.

                                                                                    "Oh YEAH, I do listen to people that actually has something to say that I dont know or have not allready considered. "

                                                                                    Considering that you didn't even finish my sentence, your statement above is a lie

                                                                                    "So you decide what is on MY PROFILE picture? How can you even come to that conclusion?
                                                                                    Here, go view this picture, and thell me that it is not ice cream!"

                                                                                    My shit has swirls in it as well. So I don't see what you're getitng at.

                                                                                    "I am 32. Calling me a child just make you look stupied and rude."

                                                                                    32? That's a lie. Don't make childish remarks you ingratful little brat.

                                                                                    I can do this all day, keep it up.

                                                                                    Welt aus Eis

                                                                                      LOL it's the lyralei guy again
                                                                                      dont even bother discussing with him this guy has serious issues

                                                                                      Lyra

                                                                                        No it is no lie. It is how I act IRL and DB as well.

                                                                                        Are you telling me that the picture dont look like ice cream?

                                                                                        Yeah, since you have decided to not belive me even if I tell you my true age I am not going to waste much more time on you.

                                                                                        Just this question: what kind of proof would you like to see that indicate that I am 32?

                                                                                        dadmode

                                                                                          we have a lot of circumstantial evidence that says you're not 32 though

                                                                                          heIIsender

                                                                                            I expect 32 aged people to act more mature knowing they already experience the horrors of the adult world :v
                                                                                            but you are a fuckin* exception.

                                                                                            Lyra

                                                                                              Ok and what is that worth if I am 32? Which I am.

                                                                                              Lyra

                                                                                                Are you implying I am acting less mature then the rest of these guys?

                                                                                                strategiccheese

                                                                                                  I expect people who are 32 years of age to at least look like (not gonna use sound like because then this moron will use that as an excuse to ignore most of this post) they understand the language they are speaking (typing) in before assuming the roll of an intuectual up for a debate/verbal joust

                                                                                                  Good day troll thread of the day

                                                                                                  J-Man

                                                                                                    So you're comeback arguement is that you defend your age, and not your arguement?

                                                                                                    KK, *Tips fedora* I'm done here.

                                                                                                    Kappa.

                                                                                                    heIIsender

                                                                                                      so what did i learn from your broodmother?
                                                                                                      literally nothing. just your average stomp nothing more, stop bragging about it , it happens to us at some point.

                                                                                                      go back to us, if you're 6k already. dotabuff-forum people hates people 2k 3k 4k people ( sometimes 5k) acting like god tier.

                                                                                                      the realm's delight

                                                                                                        you're 32?

                                                                                                        ok nvm u are one of the best trolls these forum ever had
                                                                                                        you can't be 32 and be this fucking retarded. unless you are literally mentally challenged