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TripleSteal-

    #TrashThread

    All of us know that DotA 2 is a land of people who feel true and sincere love towards each other relatives, particulary moms, and cant stand expressing their feelings in public.
    As a result, all of us got a huge collection of mom's jokes.
    Post your favourite(s) (it might be text or picture; you might also post really bad jokes cz they are outstanding and sometimes funny due to how bad they are, etc.)

    Here we go with one of my favourites:

    XoD^

      Your mom asked me what was a good comeback she could use for when she was asked to make you a sandwich.
      I said she better comeback with a Goddamn sandwich.

      aaaand

      Yo mama's so ugly,
      when robbers broke into your house, she screamed "Raaaape!!"
      They screamed "Nooooooo!!!"

      < blank >

        Your mother is so fat, when she jumps she get stucked in the air

        Mandalorian

          Your mom is so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad :D

          CAN'T WIN

            I don't know how to translate it.

            The other day i saw your mom kicking a tin beer.
            I asked: What are u doing?
            She: Nah, house moving.

            CAN'T WIN

              Yor mom is so fat she fell over both sides of her bed.

              CAN'T WIN

                Tell your mom stop changing her lipstick, my dick seem a rainbow.

                CAN'T WIN

                  Since your grandma lost her denture she is called the queen.

                  CAN'T WIN

                    Por qué tu madre es doblemente animal?

                    -Porque es gato y araña

                    +No, porque es zorra y cobra

                    AXAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAXAXXAX da best, but i cant translate it.

                    TripleSteal-

                      ^la puedo traducir pero todavia no la entiendo// a veces es dificil comprender juegos de palabras en espanol para mi
                      puedes explicarme?

                      CAN'T WIN

                        There is a riddle on spanish that is :
                        -What animal is a double animal?
                        -The cat, cuz its a cat and scratch.
                        (cero sense on english)
                        -El gato (the cat), porque es gato y araña (cuz its a cat and spider)

                        Araña has two meanings: scratch, and the animal spider.
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                        Zorra has two meanings too: the animal vixen, or bitch.

                        Cobra has two meanings too: the animal cobra snake, or to get paid (bitches are paid)
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                        It's too dificult for me trying to explain that shit.

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                            TripleSteal-

                              aaa y pues cobra es 3ra persona de cobrar, ya veo jaja

                              CAN'T WIN

                                ^
                                u got it!!

                                TripleSteal-

                                  the problem is ive never seen this riddle before
                                  thanks for explanation :) no se me ocurrio ke el segundo sentido de arana y cobra son simplemente verbos, he pensado ke no se algo y son como "zorra" - subjetivos con doble sentido