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General DiscussionSmurfing is a joke

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I Can Only Jungle

    Post your extremely 1 sided smurf games for a laugh.
    Ill start us off
    dotabuff.com/matches/295868549

    van-art`

      okay, now go fuck yourself <3

      Flyingpigs

        why you hurt his feelings?

        Drecon

          Why in the nine hells would you create a smurf account? You don't get any good games because you're playing against noobs, and the only thing you're accomplishing is scaring new players away from a game that is obviously not fun for them.

          Just go play against bots, you can stomp all you want and at least you're not hurting the game.

          van-art`

            Drecon, you have played 5 bara games out of 7. You have no rights to write on this forum no longer until your behaviour changes.

            Totentanz to The King: M ...

              GUYS HE JUST WANTS TO SHOW HIS GAME OF STOMP AGAINST PLAYERS THAT ARE PLAYING THEIR FIRST GAME. SO GOOD DUDE. *OBAMA FACE : GIVE THAT MAN A COOKIE.

              Flyingpigs

                ^+1 hahahaha

                Tyrone

                  all my games are one sided
                  huh?
                  learn to smurf

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                  Ming (Zufälliger König)

                    34 kills and u call urself a smurf?
                    go fuck yourself. sincerely , me

                    http://dotabuff.com/matches/184542312

                    Tyrone

                      ^ normal bracket is strong

                      bum farto

                        Actually scrub smurfing is strong, http://dotabuff.com/matches/293045707 you basically sit out with treant to see if they get the aegis and if it fails you leave so no stats get recorded so you technically have no place talking here.

                        http://dotabuff.com/players/143864679/matches?hero=&game_mode=&match_type=unreal

                        Its a really cheap way to play, it ruins games, and is basically just as bad as that sandbox abuse where you could effectively play yourself.

                        Don't start ham talking people when you have 29 games and 14 games you abandoned to avoid your noob stomping strat going to shit. Sorry dude, show some respect to other players regardless of bracket or skill.

                        Tyrone

                          win no matter how

                          Drecon

                            van-art: what are you talking about? Have you actually seen my account? I have only played Bara 2 times out of 34 games and only won one of those two. Maybe you're talking about someone else?

                            Nara

                              41 kills and you call yourself a smurf? lol u bitch

                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/150623044

                              Ming (Zufälliger König)

                                ^
                                why do u think im a smurf LOL

                                HeLL_RAISeR

                                  http://dotabuff.com/matches/192936107
                                  not smurfing, just the first game on the new account.

                                  Woof Woof

                                    match maker is super random especially when u create new account one game u play against people that got 500/1000wins even if u win this your next game is going to be against 40% players with 20 games

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                                    le charismeur

                                      i love playing against 90% smurfs

                                      Click Clackin' Crackalackin'

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                                        gibe moni plz

                                        sano
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                                            This is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.

                                            I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

                                              I play smurfs coz i like to play with noobs
                                              that think they are pro and shut them up