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u sounds new never see you in 1st page before

:D
Incoming: "Ursa picker...", "pubstomper...", "play with real heroes...", "u'll see after 200 match..." etc... have fun!

Don't waste your keys and your time. If it goes pearshaped and he dies to Roshan at lvl 1 (pretty amusing to be fair), ruining his master plan, he'll just D/C and move on to the next "win attempt".

http://dotabuff.com/matches/100976345

A total scourge if you actually play the game for any kind of enjoyment.

That replay is golden! :D

@chinese guy i'm not on first page bcus i dont queue with high w/r stacks

@hoopiness
haha gj u found a bad match with the old plan
it was 1 month ago.

well, you didnt look too good here either : http://dotabuff.com/matches/72355984

I have my new plan lols, i dont even do the service on that account anymore which is why
you don't see my recent ones.

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Btw yeah: i'm ursa picker, pubstomper, (ursa is a real hero rofl, he's used in some competitive games), (already at highest MMR)

I'm just the best at it :P

Nothing bad in picking ursa.
But wtf does "he is real hero" mean? Are there some imaginary heroes in the pool?)

haha key per win lmao

i never play with much more lowskilled players than me to be honest ;/

Cmon guys he's pretty legit. That first pic is neo(???? anyways. He's promising to pubstomp with ursa what more can u ask. But at 2.99 per win that's asking a bit much. I'm sure some chinese player will undercut u with 8 wins per key soon.

He is on top 1 for ursa. He has skills, in pubs it's a sure win!

@op if you get me to 100% i'll give you how ever much keys you want.

lmao, so you think u are good with ursa when u have that winrate with him with less games played, and with much less DBR than me.
just funny.

@3.14 the pic was taken on neo's account, but why does that matter rofl. It's hero stats.

You have lost quite a few games considering you are supposed to be a "guaranteed win" service:
http://i.imgur.com/xvRO03d.png

@klarc
you kids need to learn to read. You dropped out of school too early.
"I'll be playing on another acct"

And those games weren't service games lols. I haven't lost a single service game and I'm quite surprised
with that fact actually.

@OP:
Then, if you are so great, while don't you publicly show that profile so what we can see it? Or are you hiding something... Either way, good luck finding people who are willing to do this, because it's going to take a lot more than 10 games to get into high MM if they played a few games.

@Klarc haha dont worry, I have quite a few people doing it or did it.

@Koloss, why did you add me

u must be bored as fuck

... easy 3 wins :'(

im watching his replays and i need to say, yes, he can carry u, but only if u play on normal skill bracket.

- They are 3-4 friends stack in low skill bracket (maybe smurf accounts), with same heros all games
- No enemys make even a force staff
- Enemys always random or aleatory picks, etc.

thats it.

+REP #D3viLisHDOTA
Have played some games with this mate ;)

@above poster, 46% winrate getting into games with a 70@ winrate, OP IN BAD BRACKET NOT WORTH TRADING WITH.

@above cus I queued with him? lols

BUMPPP

Lol, I didn't go for him to play for keys. I played with him before this post. Still giving +REP as good player to play with.

i played couple games w/ his stack a month or two ago all of his friends were low skilled including him

^ did it surprise you? ^^

@vaikiss you played 1 game, and we won. We won from very early on, so how can you judge
me for being low skilled?? Obviously you are jealous cus you are failing your recent games
pretty hard and have nothing else to do. Stop being jealous of my DBR/ winrate/ key-gaining service and get the fuck out of my thread.

He could probably judge you on cs, xp/min, gold/min, items bought, skill build and a whole host of other things like positioning, gamesense and general playstyle.

just sayin'.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/98042610
this was the match - and it was the only match. (couple games my ass)
Game was 26 mins. I let him be the carry.
His ass just hurts so he calls me lowskilled cus of jealousy.

7 levels and 128 last hits more...but you let him carry?

You had most deaths on your team?

Ok.

Someone is butthurt I agree.

it has nothing to do with levels and lasthits i was solo mid on us server playing with 450 ping in that game our oponents were mentally challenged they didint even knew how to use spells

we did level 1 rosh with that lich ursa w/e lineup

and yet this guy managed to die multiple times even tho he had like 50< ping

Vaikiss is actually in the current DBR top 50, and plays a lot of games on proper account, i.e., not smurfing or milking the system. GL with your service though, if people want to do business with you then good for you both.

I bet many pro players would be willing to do your shitty service for half the price.
Too bad you're on a different server, if i see u I'd just pick ursa and see what u do

@vaikiss, i suicided at their fountain about 4 times. You have memory problems.
@yunnie, you will get stomped anyway and pros player cant guarantee wins like I can unless they
stack. And if they stack and take in a random player for $0.80 per game (like an hour for them?),
I'd consider them very generous - assuming that they'd actually win you the game.
@wetcake, my DBR would be in the top 4 if I had enough games. Besides that, I won like 9 straight games after DBR was calculated. And I'm not sure what you're trying to say... I'm not saying that Vaikiss is a shitty player - he's a really good player, but he's just butthurt jealous of my winrate and how I'm earning money through carrying people.

I really dont care about all the hate I get here lol, as long as my topic stays on the first page,
I attract a decent amount of customers. However, they do not post +rep or defend my rep for obvious reasons :) Hope you are not dumb enough to ask me why.

100% winrate in 50 games or no 50 keys DEAL?

^ cM^Fraud ;D

"you will get stomped anyway and pros player cant guarantee wins like I can"

any questions?

@CM NO? You think you are special? Nope, your mom lied. The deal is 1 key per win.

There are people who give hook for 10 straight wins, so go away with your stupid shitty deal.

lolol yet you go to other threads saying "call the winservice" so much for heaps of buyers lol
you might as well just go omi dagon 5 and claim valve sucks at mmr lol
@hello? what is with fruad/fraud? I used to have both accounts in dota1 ._. and yes I know the orignal one had a typo but it was my german friends account name I used and he misspelt and I couldn't be bothered to change it back.

@CM cant recognize an obvious troll attempt?

ITT
Some kid thinks hes good because he selected 'new to dota' when playing on his alternate steam account and picking ursa to pubstomp.

@Stryker exactly, not to mention he is also playing on the US servers.
US server + New to dota = Super easy win

Not hatin on US server here, just saying the average standard is just lower there.