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General Discussionhow to deal with smurf ?

how to deal with smurf ? in General Discussion
Behave yourself

    like so much games vs smurfs or with one . it so garbage tbh . sometimes i play agains 2 . and it annouying that you keep find them in next game and next game . like wtf can we play normal dota . i don't wanna this 6k retard come and destroy my games cause he think he is good . and they fucking pick meepo and husker it so sad tbh

    Sygma zxc ghoul 2y.o dead...

      Counter pick him, camp him lane, camp him jungle, camp him fountain.

      If he picks last, get some cancer pick that can adapt to trigger him.

      Enjoy popcorn chat while he flames.

      Don't forget the famous "?" and the "Hi".

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      Little Crow

        Git good

        Tribo

          Be the smurf

          Karellen

            Git good

            Be the smurf

            This, but unironically. First, allow me to start off by stating that there is nothing to deal with. Your question consciously or unconsciously must be a defense mechanism to detract from the reality of your situation. You get normal dota, this is it, this has always been it. Every single system on the damn EARTH is BROKEN. Like you've been told since you were going back and forth on a swing as a little parasite, nothing in this world is perfect. What does this mean for DotA 2? This means that professional DotA 2 players are skilled at working with a broken system--the same as anyone considered a professional in life.

            Do you think a lawyer wins all of his cases even though he's the best? Nope, and it's not always his fault either. Maybe the judge is corrupt, or whatever reason that makes it impossible for anyone. This is to be expected, so he would be judged relative to the rest of the world e.g. 98% might be the maximum possible winrate over 20+ cases.

            It's expected that ~5% of your games are impossible. Focus on the other 95% and why you're losing those. No making excuses for your self anymore!

            Araoki

              just beat em

              TokyoTokyo

                be better than smurf.

                eXcel

                  What does this mean for DotA 2? This means that professional DotA 2...

                  It’s Dota 2. It stopped being DotA a long time ago.

                  Tribo

                    DotA 2 is not even close to DotA btw

                    Karellen

                      It’s Dota 2. It stopped being DotA a long time ago.

                      I can word DotA 2 however I'd like haha

                      DotA 2 is not even close to DotA btw

                      I'm not going to argue that, but that's not the main point. I was talking about the similarities of the two in that they have a broken system--since everything in the world is broken.

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                        If he is meepo block every jungle camp & gank him. He won’t be able to win so easily.

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                        Muelsyse

                          like so much games vs smurfs or with one . it so garbage tbh . sometimes i play agains 2 . and it annouying that you keep find them in next game and next game . like wtf can we play normal dota . i don't wanna this 6k retard come and destroy my games cause he think he is good . and they fucking pick meepo and husker it so sad tbh

                          Oh my, to be played against smurfs is literally like god doesn't want you to win. Cope with that loss and focus for the next game.

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                          Karellen

                            Oh my, to be played against smurfs is literally like god doesn't want you to win.

                            It's difficult, but ANY player no matter how good can lose. Usually it's because they get way too cocky, for example building risky with items not normally suitable such as a midas, bfury, mjollnir you get me. And if they throw but you have a late game hero such as Spectre, you have a chance to win the game by yourself not only by skill, but primarily because you chose a statistical advantage due to your intelligence which could be considered skill I suppose. Smurfs are a thing, think of them not as a problem because that will make you feel negative. Instead you have to accept it and make the best of then situation, we can see smurfs now as a random boss battle every now and then. You can try your best, and try to pick up on his patterns as well. Emphasis on trying your best, if you are weak then expect to get nowhere. Anyone can be as good as that smurf, and better. The smurf might even start playing worse than you in the game!

                            Eventually, you will be a solid player who finds his own methods on dealing with problem enemies like this. As someone who has smurfed in the past quite a bit, sometimes people will pick heroes like techies and I. JUST. CAN'T. END. Never find excuses to why things are impossible, it's on you. You don't farm as well as him, because you chose to do x and y. You don't destroy your lane like him. If you did, it would balance the game out. You would be running around doing impactful things, and setting the game up for a win. You can keep talking about how other people don't do this and that, they suck, they don't ward, all excuses. It's your job to win if that's what you want, so if you need to things like ward because your support is weird and sucks, then that is normal relative to your bracket and you have to deal with the broken system like the rest of us. There's nothing but acceptance about how stupid people can be, honestly. If my team won't stop whining, I mute them. If there's no wards for me to farm safely, I can blame only myself if I leave a certain part of the map dark. Sure, my support may be a normal skill delusional NPC.. but self-reliance really gets you far in this game. It's true, 2 - 3k supports are a joke. So, get good and do your job and theirs too. It's weird, but that's the kinda stuff you gotta get used to in life in general!! Adaptation, self reliance.

                            Karellen

                              Wow, a fucking essay. Ayy lmao

                              Dark Hunter

                                Pick techies. If they want to be a dick, be a dick back :)

                                Ramtin H

                                  Bro why techies when you can go jungle midas lc lmao
                                  But seriously the pick slark +25 guy comments are too clean just stick to that and your good.

                                  Luck Is No Excuse-

                                    Following my experiences

                                    1. Hope their internet disconnected (A+)
                                    2. Hope their teammates argue about lanes and pick 5 cores (C - booster/smurf still can win)
                                    3. Hope their teammates straight feed mid or throwing the game so hard (B - bigger chance than above)
                                    4. Hope hes trying or learning new heroes/build and make bad decision at all(D - sometime)
                                    5. Hope hes playing position 5 and the cores feed so much (D - xD)
                                    6. you type..

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