you'd think this game is fair. nope. first pick am on my team. followed by PA. classic toxic sea team where everyone wants to carry and pick cores first. yes i first picked am.
then the enemy team picks invoker and tinker in the same team. I bet they had some major internal struggles. bet they thought their team was so toxic. bet they wondered why they always get matched with wannabe mid only core players.
whatever 4k games arE WINNABLE ALL OF THEM HAHa nice MEM XD
obviously there's 0 excuse to lose even when your team literally isn't playing and just rightclicks under enemy heroes, die and then let them push every single tower with 0 people defending them
should've analyzed and outsmarted those 3+ heroes hitting our buildings while my teammates are either dead or jungling! that sure would've brought me victory!
haha!
noone even said a word, seems like everyone in my team is completely brainwashed by this point
but it's ok i can always queue again, maybe i'll get a team of humans amirite? DXDxd
but it's ok next game had drooling retards on the enemy team and i didn't have to move a finger for a win
that surely makes dota balanced and fun game to play!
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562465723 first game where my gameplay actually had any kind of impact on the outcome of the game
1 in 5 games was determined by how i played
but it's ok let's just keep posting memes about 4k bracket jajaja
I have detected overwhelming levels of NaCl
u honestly sound like u hate playing in which case stop
ive literally not once heard u say anything which indicated u were having fun
just stop playing if u hate it so much, why torture urself?
You play alot of Brood and you see an enemy draft, which you could dumpster.
You kindly ask for a last pick offlane.
Some guy tells you "no" and tells you, that you can only go dual offlane with him.
You tell him "OK". You pick Beastmaster. He picks Clockwerk.
He runs around the lane, accomplishing nothing, You both accomplish nothing, because your dual lane is useless against CM+Disruptor duo, he just leeches your XP and then feeds. You try to ask, whether he hears you, but he muted the whole team.
You dual offlane with a guy, who feeds (3 times in a row to the enemy trilane) and doesn't want to hear you or communicate in any way.
Meanwhile, you have WK, who is really posh and tells Storm, that he's a 400-ish GPM 4k shitlord and shouldn't play mid in the first place (like he's supposedly 5-6k), WK also doesn't want to farm in his lane and goes afk Midas jungle. Storm loses his lane to Meepo.
By minute 10:
1. You don't have anything, no EXP, no gold.
2. Your Clock is already 0-4 sitting AFK in your lane and not wanting to hear you. So your lane is lost.
3. Storm lost his lane to Meepo.
4. WK is afk jungling for a Midas. Top is lost.
5. All 5 heroes go jungling.
You can't farm up reliably. You can't get EXP. You have no one to gank. Your team won't go anywhere with you. It's minute 15.
What would you do? You remain polite all the time and didn't provoke anyone.
Then I'd opt for the latter anyway, because I don't like retaded hard games.
Unreasonably hard games, which get so before 15 minutes in are not really worth wasting your morale powers.
Not "oh two lanes are lost"-hard, but "every lane is lost and you have nowhere to go, no one's responding"-hard. These are not worth playing, sincerely.
whatever solo unranked is unwinnable again.
i could play ranked because im actually a good player (very good), but i play for fun. also i have unhealable brain damage
Doesn't matter, whether it's ranked or unranked.
People play the same.
Average skill for a team may differ to a greater degree and you don't get numbers in the end - all the difference there is.
Don't u love it when ur dced out of a game by ur wifi, which ur parents changed, without telling u, 3 times, in less than a week, when ur 17 fucking years old yes BERRY GOOD
hey, at least your parents didn't split the family computer into seperate accounts and then set restrictions so that literally the only thing you could do on your account was get on the internet, and there were also specific time restrictions so that if it hit 9 o clock it would automatically log you off and there was nothing you could do.
I don't understand how people can throw the game on purpose from the beginning before the match even starts, then complain about their teammates not doing well at the end of the match.
Games are either unwinnable or unlosable, just had an Omni on the team do nothing but run around alone feeding while failing to rush an aghs with nothing else but arcane boots, not even a wand.
yesterday i lost every game i tried, then won a ranked game as support mk (i wanted to mid but they picked tinker so i said fuck it), then won a turbo game with pa using 3 bf and a deso
Had a few green days, now it's back to red again. Only had 4 hours of sleep because my teammates kept complaining about lag, disconnecting, or outright feeding because the didn't get their lane.
rip arc warden rofl
i wonder if the above specimen would support eugenic cleansing(and then become its object)
i mean his name is hitler did nothing wrong, and hitler was a big proponent of eugenics ya?
you'd think this game is fair. nope. first pick am on my team. followed by PA. classic toxic sea team where everyone wants to carry and pick cores first. yes i first picked am.
then the enemy team picks invoker and tinker in the same team. I bet they had some major internal struggles. bet they thought their team was so toxic. bet they wondered why they always get matched with wannabe mid only core players.
I miss the days of free farm Tinker “iron talon is rearmable” jungle
i got bullied out of lane by offlane tinker tho. is this even dota?
All of tinkers base stats are lit except his attack frontswing
Tinker is so unfun to play against.
i would not be upset if him and AM were removed from the game.
dota wouldnt be the same without those heroes. on the other hand, no one will grieve for techies.
whatever 4k games arE WINNABLE ALL OF THEM HAHa nice MEM XD
obviously there's 0 excuse to lose even when your team literally isn't playing and just rightclicks under enemy heroes, die and then let them push every single tower with 0 people defending them
should've analyzed and outsmarted those 3+ heroes hitting our buildings while my teammates are either dead or jungling! that sure would've brought me victory!
haha!
next game starring jungle pa in my team
noone even said a word, seems like everyone in my team is completely brainwashed by this point
but it's ok i can always queue again, maybe i'll get a team of humans amirite? DXDxd
but it's ok next game had drooling retards on the enemy team and i didn't have to move a finger for a win
that surely makes dota balanced and fun game to play!
valve-drones will still defend this
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562366513 unwinnable
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562389028 unloseable
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562421531 unloseable
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562440682 unwinnable
i think that's pretty balanced guys. what do you think?
3 hours wasted, 0 mmr gain. and everyone is so baffled by declining player base LOL
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3562465723
first game where my gameplay actually had any kind of impact on the outcome of the game
1 in 5 games was determined by how i played
but it's ok let's just keep posting memes about 4k bracket jajaja
I have detected overwhelming levels of NaCl
u honestly sound like u hate playing in which case stop
ive literally not once heard u say anything which indicated u were having fun
just stop playing if u hate it so much, why torture urself?
look at how often i lately play, lol
You play alot of Brood and you see an enemy draft, which you could dumpster.
You kindly ask for a last pick offlane.
Some guy tells you "no" and tells you, that you can only go dual offlane with him.
You tell him "OK". You pick Beastmaster. He picks Clockwerk.
He runs around the lane, accomplishing nothing, You both accomplish nothing, because your dual lane is useless against CM+Disruptor duo, he just leeches your XP and then feeds. You try to ask, whether he hears you, but he muted the whole team.
You dual offlane with a guy, who feeds (3 times in a row to the enemy trilane) and doesn't want to hear you or communicate in any way.
Meanwhile, you have WK, who is really posh and tells Storm, that he's a 400-ish GPM 4k shitlord and shouldn't play mid in the first place (like he's supposedly 5-6k), WK also doesn't want to farm in his lane and goes afk Midas jungle. Storm loses his lane to Meepo.
By minute 10:
1. You don't have anything, no EXP, no gold.
2. Your Clock is already 0-4 sitting AFK in your lane and not wanting to hear you. So your lane is lost.
3. Storm lost his lane to Meepo.
4. WK is afk jungling for a Midas. Top is lost.
5. All 5 heroes go jungling.
You can't farm up reliably. You can't get EXP. You have no one to gank. Your team won't go anywhere with you. It's minute 15.
What would you do? You remain polite all the time and didn't provoke anyone.
you proceed to win the game because every game is winnable and if you lose it's 100% your fault
Then I'd opt for the latter anyway, because I don't like retaded hard games.
Unreasonably hard games, which get so before 15 minutes in are not really worth wasting your morale powers.
Not "oh two lanes are lost"-hard, but "every lane is lost and you have nowhere to go, no one's responding"-hard. These are not worth playing, sincerely.
whatever solo unranked is unwinnable again.
i could play ranked because im actually a good player (very good), but i play for fun. also i have unhealable brain damage
Doesn't matter, whether it's ranked or unranked.
People play the same.
Average skill for a team may differ to a greater degree and you don't get numbers in the end - all the difference there is.
im so fucking close but the new ranking comes out tomorrow adasdasd
It uses current mmr as a baseline, do better than normal and you could just jump right to 6k.
i just want my alt to have 6k before the new ranking system because i think u get to display ur old mmr
im so fucking sick of playiung against storm spirit btw
Viper is a good hero
just won 6k avg game with an intentional feeder
broke all his items at 8 minutes and blocked all camps with sentries
i mean uhhh my team holds me back thats why i cant win mmr
Don't u love it when ur dced out of a game by ur wifi, which ur parents changed, without telling u, 3 times, in less than a week, when ur 17 fucking years old yes BERRY GOOD
hey, at least your parents didn't split the family computer into seperate accounts and then set restrictions so that literally the only thing you could do on your account was get on the internet, and there were also specific time restrictions so that if it hit 9 o clock it would automatically log you off and there was nothing you could do.
It's time to STOP GIVING STORM SPIRIT A MANGO EVERY DAY
Don't worry bearcat I had a complete dota ban for 6 months soooo
what is this thread about btw i only see one guy crying about DotA
that sums it up pretty well
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3568988003
never have i felt so good abt dota
i have many turkish friends
but every game i meet turks i want to murder their entire race
STOP
PICKING
TUSK
YOU
RETARDS
haHAA im singsing except instead of being good I'M A FUCKIGN SHITCAN
B-but... muh super 450% crit!
I don't understand how people can throw the game on purpose from the beginning before the match even starts, then complain about their teammates not doing well at the end of the match.
Queue with me, then if i get matched against you, i will intentionally feed so that you could gain +25 mmr xD
Games are either unwinnable or unlosable, just had an Omni on the team do nothing but run around alone feeding while failing to rush an aghs with nothing else but arcane boots, not even a wand.
0 IMPACT POSITION 1 VOID PLAYER AMA
guys if u wanna win pick STONE GIANT
PLS TONY RESCUE MY MMR
tony gut hero
also im stuck 2.2k i think i might spam sky or smth
yesterday i lost every game i tried, then won a ranked game as support mk (i wanted to mid but they picked tinker so i said fuck it), then won a turbo game with pa using 3 bf and a deso
Had a few green days, now it's back to red again. Only had 4 hours of sleep because my teammates kept complaining about lag, disconnecting, or outright feeding because the didn't get their lane.
why is brew in every game guys
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3573661931
Really enjoyed the recent first pick antimages in my team